he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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