proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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