i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he was CRYING into my vagina
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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