So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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