One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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