I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he fucked my hip out of place.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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