Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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