Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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