dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
