chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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