Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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