yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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