Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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