I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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