Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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