you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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