I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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