woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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