The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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