I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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