On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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