You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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I'm at about main and main street
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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