He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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