this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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