if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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