break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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