someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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