these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
they're like a gay fantastic four
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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