My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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