Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
