I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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