At least make sure they are 18
Why
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
