That's intense
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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