think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
