Little spoons don't ask big questions
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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