According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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