I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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