we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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