If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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