Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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