I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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