I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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