Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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