I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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