wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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