FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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