OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I believe in your delicious
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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