There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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