do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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