What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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