Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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