If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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