16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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