I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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