i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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