awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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