fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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