THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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